Christmas Come Early: Jamie Oliver is Here!

Well, not here in my apartment. But here! Jamie Oliver has come to the U.S.! To lay a Ministry of Food smackdown on the Huntington-Ashland area of West Virginia--the unhealthiest area in this increasingly heavy country of ours.

You've seen me write about Jamie Oliver's Ministry of Food project before, during my kitchen illiteracy rant. I'm going to tell myself that Oliver reads my blog, too, and that's why he's here. He must have just lost my phone number, and that's why he hasn't called to enlist me yet.

I'm so excited. Oliver has come to an area of our country that desperately needs him. Heck, he's come to our country, which desperately needs him. Now where are the other Olivers?